The Dalwhinnie 15 (50 ml airline bottle)

Tasting notes:
Silica packets hovering equidistant between the tongue and the roof of the mouth, then descending into the lower cheeks, yielding faint hints of Marlon Brando's Don Corleone dental plumpers; hickory chips soaked in turpentine, then acetone infused with Madagascar vanilla beans and retired cloth diapers. Clear, clean burning aftertaste, reminiscent of the sting in the lungs on a snowy January night spent dragging a dead body deep into the woods.
  
Rating:
 --On the scale of Peter Sellers characters in Dr. Strangelove--
The Dalwhinnie 15 is President Merkin Muffley--not the title role, but surprisingly good. It'll steal a scene here and there.

 
                                 --Stephen