The Balvenie 15 (50 ml airline bottle)

Tasting notes:
Initial fragrances of pink grapefruit Body Butter and fresh blooms of Vanilla pompona softening in a non-stick pan. On the tongue, a dry sweetness like Tab with cyclamate, or theatre-seat chewing gum. An unhappy finish: bonking on a hors catégorie climb in the Pyrenees despite being chased by a swarthy man rippling underneath a sweat-stained unitard.
   

Rating:

--On the scale of books in the New Testament--

The Balvenie 15 is the Book of James--doctrinally wobbly and theologically promiscuous, an epistle of straw with a dubious claim to the canon.

--John